WORLD'S WORST COCKTAILS

Current mood: NAUSEOUS

WORST...BLOODY MARY...EVER: 6OZ CAN OF V8, 2 JIGGERS OF NYQUIL. SERVE NEAR RESTROOM OR BUCKET

JACKSON 5: JAGERMEISTER, JACK, JOHNNY WALKER, JOSE CUERVO, JIM BEAM- PUT IN GLASS, DO NOT SMELL.

CHEAP SCREW: 8 OZ ORANGE JUICE, 2 OZ RUBBING ALCOHOL..CAUTION- MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS.

CHEERS!!!