8.28.2006

MY CUBICLE


TYPICAL MONDAY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE:
IS THIS IS WHY I CUT HAIR & LIVED ON MAC & CHEESE IN COLLEGE?
WHO THE FUCK DID I PISS OFF?
THE WAGES OF SIN ISN'T DEATH...IT'S MY JOB.
IS IT 8 AM YET. AW FUCK- IT'S 12:30
HMMM...I WANT BEEF JERKY.
OOHH- TWIZZLERS.
MY MOUTH DOESN'T FEEL HAPPY- STUPID TWIZZLERS.
TIME FOR CuteOverload....AAAAHH BUNNIES!
IS IT 8 AM YET? AW FUCK- 12:32.
FOR THE LOVE OF FOAMY...SHOOT ME
SKWERL

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