Friday, March 31, 2006

LITTLE BLUE PILLS
Current mood: GRATEFUL


HIDELEY-HO WRATHKERINOS! VERNAL GREETINGS TO YOU ALL.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, I SUFFER FROM SEVERE MIGRAINES....OR AS A COWORKER OF MINE SAYS "THE SUPPRESSED ANGER ATTEMPTING ESCAPE THRU YOUR SKULL."

MY DOCTOR & I HAVE SPENT A FEW MONTHS GETTING TO THE SOURCE OF MY CRANIAL MALADY....BTW: HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE & ANXIETY MAKE A MARRIAGE MADE IN HELL. TOGETHER DR. AVI & I GOT THE BP & ANXIETY UNDER CONTROL WITH ATENOLOL & SOME MAGICAL LITTLE BLUE PILLS (ZOLOFT)....I FEEL *PHARMACEUTICALLY AWESOME*.
THE URGE TO STRANGLE OR MAIM OTHERS HAS LESSENED, AND I HAVE NOTED A SIGNIFICANT INCREASE IN SARCASM AND SASS MOUTH, AND I'M THIRSTY.

I FEEL ENERGIZED AND HAVE GOTTEN OFF OF MY FAT ASS IN ORDER TO DEBIGAFY IT WITH GREAT RESULTS. MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER ENTRENCHED IN BOX CANYON, AND MY ASS DOESN'T FALL OUT OF MY JEANS--YAY FOR ME. I STARTED THEIS BLOG TO EXPRESS MY APOPLECTIC RAGE, STARTED THE CULT TO MEET OTHER LIKE MINDED BUDDING SOCIOPATHS AND PLANS TO CONQUER CENTRAL NEW JERSEY FROM WHICH A BOLD NEW SOCIETY SHALL SPRING- I CALL IT FOAMINIA.

YEAH, A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION OF WRATHFUL SARCASM HAS ENVELOPED MY WORLD, ALL THANKS TO YOU LITTLE BLUE PILL. JOIN ME IS SAYING HERE'S TO YOU, ZOLOFT- THE LITTLE BLUE PILL THAT HELPS ME SAY "FUCK IT"