A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER & A DREAM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Current mood: INSPIRED



I HAVE A DREAM MY FELLOW FOAMINIAN WRATHKETEERS, A DREAM LIKE NO OTHER...IT'S A VISION, REALLY:TO WANDER THE EARTH AND HIT STUPID PEOPLE IN THE HEAD WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER. ESPECIALLY WHILE THEY ARE IN THE ACT OF BEING STUPID. FOR EXAMPLE: THE JACKASS WITH 50 ITEMS AT THE SUPERMARKET'S 5 ITEMS OR LESS CHECKSTAND NEEDS A SLAP. THE GUY WHO SAYS "HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?" IN AUGUST JUST NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEATING.
THE URGE TO PUMMEL RANDOM JACKASSES WITH THE STYLE SECTION OF THE NY TIMES CANNOT BE REPRESSED OR IGNORED. THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY IGNORAMI RUNNING ABOUT UNCHECKED AND THEIR WANTON IDIOCY IS SPREADING. A GOOD SLAP UPSIDE THE HEAD IS USUALLY ENOUGH TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO MOST FOLKS.
I THINK HEAD SMACK SQUADS ARE THE WAY TO GO- IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. IT MAY BE OUR ONLY HOPE- BUT IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE FUN!