8.07.2006

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

THINGS THAT ANNOY THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF ME: PART 1
Current mood: ANNOYED


GREETINGS WRATHKETEERS
FOR TODAY'S RANT I'D LIKE TO FOCUS ON SHIT THAT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME...LET US BEGIN...


CUSTOMERS...NAMELY ANGRY OR PSYCHOTIC ONES- WHEN YOU YELL I LAUGH INSIDE KNOWING YOU'LL NEVER GET HELP.

PEOPLE WHO DON'T PICK UP AFTER THEIR DOGS/CHILDREN/SPOUSES.

MTV: WHY CALL IT MTV, WHY NOT CALL IT CRAPPY PROGRAMMING FOR RETARDS

THE FAKE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET: YOU KNOW IT'S A TAX DODGE

MY NEIGHBOURS: DUDE- PICK UP YOUR F*CKING GARBAGE & PUT IT OUT ON WEDNESDAY MORNING...I'M SICK OF STARING AT IT. OH & TELL THE BOY TO STFU- I SLEEP DURING THE DAY

MY MECHANIC: ON MONSTER GARAGE 4 MECHANICS, A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE & A BEDAZZLER BECOMES A VEHICULAR CONVEYANCE...I JUST NEED A NEW TRANSMISSION. IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS- I WANT MY FUCKING CAR!

CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS, REALITY TV & THEIR PRODUCERS: GO DIRECTLY TO HELL- DO NOT PASS GO & OH YEAH KISS MY ASS.

PEOPLE WHO HABITUALLY SHOW UP LATE FOR WORK: JEEBUS H CHRIST...YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO OPERATE AN ALARM CLOCK.

DOOR TO DOOR MINISTRIES: JUST KEEP WALKIN' HOMESLICE, I DON'T WANT YOUR HOODOO F*CKING UP MY CHI.

GAS PRICES HIGHER THAN BLACK TAR HEROIN- IF I COULD POWER MY CAR WITH MAD DOG 2020 I WOULD.

THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR NOW...BUT I ASSURE YOU ALL THERE WILL BE ADDITIONAL LISTS IN THE FUTURE.

SW

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