PEOPLE IN NEED OF A VIOLENT BEATING...VOL 7

PEOPLE IN NEED OF A VIOLENT BEATING...VOL 7

GREETINGS MY WRATHFUL BRETHREN...
THE LATEST INDUCTEES TO THE PINVB HALL OF FAME ARE *drumroll* CRYBABY CELEBRITIES WHO THINK WE SHOULD ADOPT THEIR POLITICS *tadaaaah*

AS I PERUSED MY EMAIL TODAY A LITTLE ARTICLE CAUGHT MY EYE..."KANYE WEST SAYS BEST VIDEO NOT NOMINATED" (AP NEWS)
"WAAAH, MY VIDEO WASN'T NOMINATED, YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME WAAAH, GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE WAAAH, I'M NOT INSULTING CHRISTIANS ON MY ROLLING STONE COVER- I'M AN ARTISTE WAAAAH."
OH BOO-FUCKING-HOO...NOT EVERYONE SEES THINGS YOUR WAY MR. WEST, AND LAST I CHECKED GETTING SIGNED TO A LABEL DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY IMPART HIGHER POLITICAL IDEALS OR INSIGHT....SO DISPENSE WITH THE INFANTILE POUTING.

THEN WE HAVE THE 'ACTORS' WHO TRY TO STRONGARM US INTO BACKING THEIR IDEALOGICAL CANDIDATES. REMEMBER IN 2000 WHEN BALDWIN & STREISAND THREATED TO LEAVE THE U.S. IF GEORGE BUSH WON.
WELL GEORGE BUSH WON,--AAAAAAND THEY'RE STILL HERE- DESPITE GENEROUS OFFERS BY THE PUBLIC RANGING FROM TO TAKE THEM TO THE AIRPORT TO PIGGY BAG RIDE/SWIM THEM TO FRANCE.

TOO MANY OF THESE CELEBRITIES FORGET TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP. WE WATCH YOUR MOVIES OR HEAR YOUR MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINMENT. MOST FOLKS DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT YOU THINK POLITICALLY. IF YOU CARE SO MUCH, HOW ABOUT DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN BREAKING OUT THE CHECKBOOK OR SINGING A SONG AT A BENEFIT (WHICH SOMETIMES IS A PAID PERFORMANCE.)

HOWEVER, THERE ARE A FEW CELEBRITIES I DO ADMIRE IN THEIR CHARITABLE WORKS- ALTHOUGH I DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH THEM POLITICALLY. FOR EXAMPLE- FELLOW JERSEY GIRL SUSAN SARANDON IS A VERY GENEROUS WITH HER TIME AND ACTUALLY GETS HER HANDS DIRTY IN SOME OF THE MOST POVERTY STRICKEN PARTS OF THE WORLD, AS DOES ANGELINA JOLIE & TIM ROBBINS. AUDREY HEPBURNS FIGHT AGAINST FAMINE FOR THE UN IS LEGENDARY & WITHOUT A DOUBT WON HER A PLACE IN HEAVEN.

NOW ITS TIME TO GO WATCH SOME POLITIC-FREE CARTOONAGE!
SKWERL