Wednesday, May 10, 2006

FOAMINIAN SPOTLIGHT: GRIMACE & THE HAMBURGLAR
Current mood: REVERENCE




WRATHFUL GREETINGS FOAMINIONS!
TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS RANT TO THE MEMORY OF GRIMACE & THE HAMBURGLAR...THE KEWLEST BURGER CHAIN MASCOTS EVAH! YEAH, GRIMACE LOOKS LIKE BARNEY'S BUTT PLUG AND HAMBURGLAR'S ENGLISH WAS SORELY LIMITED (ROBBLE ROBBLE) BUT THOSE TWO WERE THE ONLY THINGS KEEPING THAT TOOL RONALD McDONALD AND HIS PUPPET MAYOR McCHEESE FROM TURNING MICKY D'S INTO SOME HAPPY ASSHOLEY JONESTOWN. THEY WOKE US UP TO THE SHAMROCK SHAKE OF TRUTH!!! GRIMACE & THE HAMBURGLER WERE THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT THAT KEPT US IN TOUCH WITH REALITY- NOT THE SANITIZED FANTASY LAND THAT DAMNABLE CLOWN WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE. SADLY THAT DEMONIC CLOWN WON OUT AND YOU BOTH WERE SENTENCED TO SPEND ETERNITY IN RELATIVE ANONYMITY- BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!
I RAISE MY GLASS TO YOU BOTH: FOR KEEPING IT REAL IN THE McHOOD

RAWK OUT WITH YOUR CAWK OUT BOYS
SW