8.07.2006

WOMEN ARE NUTS-REALLY!

Monday, March 20, 2006
Current mood: I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME BITCH



WRATHFUL GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!
TODAY MY CAUSTIC TIRADE IS FOCUSED ON FELLOW MEMBERS OF MY SEX...WOMEN.
YOU SEE- WE'RE NUTS....EVERY LAST ONE OF US IS A NUTTER...I SHIT YOU NOT, PUPPY KICKING CRAZY.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN HAVE THESE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF MEN. WE WANT A CARING, INTUITIVE, THOUGHTFUL, EMPLOYED MAN WHO JUST LIKES TO CUDDLE, IS GOOD WITH THE KIDS, DOES DISHES, CAN COOK, CLEAN AND GIVE US PEDICURES AND MASSAGES...OH, AND GO SHOE SHOPPING WITH US. IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH HE MUST HAVE GOOD FASHION SENSE, NEVER EVEN LOOK AT 18 YR OLD CHEERLEADERS, LISTEN ATTENTIVELY TO ALL OUR MINDLESS OPRAH FUELED DRIVEL, BUY US SPARKLY THINGS, AND LIKE TO GO ON ROMANTIC BED & BREAKFAST WEEKENDS WITH NO SEX.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!
IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT, RENT YOURSELF A GAY GUY...A REALLY REALLY GAY GUY. HE'LL DO ALL THAT WITH YOU AND CRY WITH YOU DURING STEEL MAGNOLIAS-AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS- LET ALONE HAVE NAKED TIME.
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR THE LADIES IN FOAMINIA:MEN ARE NOT WOMEN. THEY LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS, HAVE DIFFERENT NEEDS AND BODY PARTS.
AND BY THE WAY- GAY STRAIGHT OR BI:ALL MEN RESPOND TO THE SAME PRIMAL STIMULI: FEED 'EM, FUCK 'EM, FUN 'EM...PUT 'EM TO BED. THAT'S IT. THERE IS NO MAGIC IN UNDERSTANDING THEM. MEN LIKE TO FIX THINGS, SITUATIONS AND PEOPLE, GENERALLY PREFER SIMPLE TO COMPLEX- LIKE TO BE ENTERTAINED AND NEED PROPER REST AND FEEDING.
THAT IS MY WRATHFUL WISDOM FOR TODAY KIDS- CHEW ON THAT!

SW

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