MY INNER REDNECK

Monday, February 20, 2006
Current mood: RED-NEKKID

FOAMINIAN GREETINGS WRATHKETEERS!
THIS SUNDAY I INDULGED MY INNER REDNECK DURING INTERMITTENT BOUTS OF INSOMNIA- BY WATCHING NASCAR...SOBER
NO BEER...
NOT A DROP...
IT DIDN'T GO WELL.
AT LEAST TONY STEWART DIDN'T WIN- THERE IS A GOD.
YOU SEE MY FELLOW FOA-MINIONS, DEPITE ALL THE DEATH METAL, PASTY SKIN AND JERSEY FRESH HOSTILITY- I DO HAVE AN INNER REDNECK- AND IT MUST BE APPEASED!
SOMETIMES IT IS WITH BISCUITS AND GRAVY OR CRAPPY PISSWATER BEER (SOMETIMES DELIVERED VIA BEERBONG) HEAVENLY BARBECUED RIBS: TYPICAL REDNECK CUISINE....BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA WATCH THE NASCAR ON THE MOVIN' PICHER BOX. OH WELL..AND CONGRATS JIMMIE JOHNSON FOR MAKING TONY STEWART YOUR BITCH.