Friday, July 14, 2006
IF ITS NOT ZITI- WTF IS IT THEN? Current mood: NO FUCKING BUONO
BUONO NITE-O WRATHKERINOS
SUNDAY ME AND MOTHRA (MY MOM) MADE BAKED ZITI FOR THE WEEK. IT WAS GREAT. WE GOT THE MOZZARELLA, SWEET SAUSAGE FROM THE PORK STORE, FRESH BASIL, GARLIC & PARSLEY- BUT FORGOT TO BUY ZITI MACARONIS. BEING THE EVER RESOURCEFUL ONE- I GRABBED WHAT I HAD ON HAND: FUSILLI, BOWTIES, PENNE & LITTLE SHELLS.YOU KNOW WHAT? IT CAME OUT GREAT, SO I TOOK IT TO WORK.APPARENTLY- ACCORDING TO THE FULL-BLOODED ITALIAN FACTION THAT I WORK WITH, WHAT I HAD MADE IS NOT ZITI, DESPITE IT IS MADE THE SAME WAY. I ASKED THEM "WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN?"NO ONE COULD ANSWER THAT.I CALLED MY BELOVED, TOM (ALSO HIGHLY ITALIAN)- HE ADVISED ME THAT IT IS "BAKED ITALIAN STYLE PASTA DISH" AND NOTHING MORE.NO FANCYPANTS NAME, NOTHING. WELL, AT LEAST IT KEPT ME AWAY FROM THE DYSON.
SKWERL