Sunday, February 19, 2006
Current mood: WRATHFUL
GREETING WRATHKETEERS!
I BRING YOU THE *UPDATED* TINFOIL HAT PARANOIA LIST:
TOM CRUISE & THE CRUISE SPAWN CARRYING VEHICLE, KATE
WINDOW AIR CONDITIONERS (FALLING ON ME)
OPRAH (HER FREAKISHLY LARGE HEAD & PLANS ON WORLD DOMINATION)
GETTING PUSHED INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK AND SMOOSHED
TANKER TRUCKS (KA-BOOM)
THE FORD PINTO (SAME REASON, KA-BOOM)
THE MULLET, GOTTA FEAR THE MULLET
BRITNEY SPEARS' ABILITY TO PROCREATE...WHY GOD , WHY-YOU ALREADY GAVE US ARKANSAS?
HUNTING WITH DICK CHANEY
GINGER KIDS- THEY HAVE NO SOULS
MY BASEMENT, BY THE OIL TANK- EWW CREEPY, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT
THE CREEPY GUY WHO LIVES UP THE STREET (HE HAS A PEDO-SMILE-ICK)
PEOPLE WHO HAVE WAY TOO MUCH CUTESY SHIT IN THEIR WORKSPACE- THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING (LIKE BODIES), NOBODY'S THAT SWEET.
LARRY KING- HIS WIFE IS LIKE 30, HE'S 90 AND HIS SUCKJOB SHOW IS STILL ON CNN- I THINK HE SOLD HIS SOUL...TO THE GINGER KIDS
AS ALWAYS- THE LIST IS UPDATED AS MY PARANOIA GROWS.
HAIL FOAMY
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