Saturday, March 04, 2006
THIS IS A COLLECTION OF THE BEST LINES I HAVE HEARD WITHIN THE LAST MONTH: (ADULT LANGUAGE, NOT LIKE THAT IS A SHOCK)
YOU SMELL SO GOOD, I WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF.
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY.
IT'S SUPER EMO-PUNK-DEATH METAL!
IT'S CRAPTASTIC!
WELL I DON'T TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN- ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S OUT TO SEA.
BAKED IN THE FILTHY HEAT OF SATAN'S ASSHOLE
MY MOUTH WAS COVERED IN A GLISTENING SHEEN OF SADNESS
HEY LOOK- IT'S CAPTAIN ASSF*CK AND THE REACHAROUNDS
HIM: YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES.....HER: THEY'RE GREEN JACKASS
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