THE OSCARS ARE COMING....DO YOU CARE?
Current mood: KINDA WRATHFUL



YES WRATHKETEERS, THE OSCARS ARE COMING SOON!!!!
ARE YOU READY? DO YOU CARE? IF YOU ARE A LOYAL FOA-MINION & WRATHKETEER- YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS.
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THE "OSCAR BUZZ"? WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS EVERY F*CKING NIGHT? PEOPLE THERE IS A WAR ON (CHOOSE ONE)TERROR/DRUGS/ILLTERACY GOING ON OUT THERE. WHEN IN THE F*CK DID "WHAT WILL TANOREXIA T. FAKETITS WEAR AT THE OCSARS." BECOME SO IMPORTANT? WHY IS THIS PARADE OF HUMAN DRECK NOW THE CENTRE OF ALL THE UNIVERSE? I MUST HAVE BEEN NAPPING OR UNDER A ROCK. I AM THE CENTRE OF MY UNIVERSE. MY ANGRY SLICE OF FOAMINIAN HEAVEN WILL NOT BE TAINTED BY THE YEARLY CAVALCADE OF THE ANOREXIC, SURGICALLY ALTERED, GENETICALLY INFERIOR, TASTELESS, HALF NAKED, HALF WITTED, FAKE BAKED, DRUG ADDLED SELF CENTRED NARCISSISTIC BASTARDS! NO SIR! THEY CAN ALL KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS, AND MY DOG'S ASS TOO (I JUST GAVE HIM A BEAN BURRITO-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
GRANTED, WE HAVE BECOME MORE MEDIA ORIENTED, AND ARE INUNDATED DAILY WITH THE FINEST BULLSHIT HOLLYWEIRD HAS TO OFFER. I UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT IT SINCE THERE IS VERYY LITTLE I CAN DO TO CHANGE IT. OTHER THAN THE CHANNEL- WHICH I DO EVER SINGLE TIME I SEE FREAKISH SURGICAL TRAINWRECK JOAN RIVERS AND HER NO-TALENT SPAWN MELISSA. MY BOWELS CLENCH WHENEVER I HEAR HER NASALLY CRONE WAIL BORE INTO MY SKULL "OH MUY GAWD- CAAAN WE TAAWK?" THEN I HEAR THE SPAWN CHIME IN ALONG IN THEIR LONG ISLAND-Y BANSHEE SHREIK "OH MUY GAWD- SHE LOOOOKS GAWWWWGUSSS!"...IT CLAWS AT THE BRAIN, AND GNAWS AT THE EARS. IT IS QUITE UNSETTLING.
HOWEVER, DO YOU KNOW WHO IS TO BLAME FOR ALL THIS.....CRAP? THE E! CHANNEL ILLUMINATI THATS WHO- F*CKING BASTARDS. THOSE SHARK-SUIT WEARING, LIFE DRAINING BABY SEAL CLUBBING INCUBI ARE TRYING TO FORCE FEED THE VIEWING PUBLIC THIS BULLSHIT. THEY ARE VERY MUCH IN CAHUTZ WITH THE FASHION INDUSTRY AND ANYOTHER GROUP WITH A COUNTER AGENDA AS WELL. THIS SHIT GETS CRAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN' WOULD DO IF THE SCRIPTWRITER FOR BROKEBACK CHANGED THE CHARACTERS TO HETERO'S? IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIME- BECAUSE LIFETIME, OXYGEN AND THE LOVE CHANNEL SHOW THAT KIND OF FLUFF EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I CALL UPON YOU TO JOIN ME, FELLOW FOA-MINIONS: GET UP, RAISE YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS AND SHOUT "FUCK YOU OSCAR- NOBODY F*CKING CARES YOU ASSHOLES"

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, WRATHKETEERS- BUT THE OSCARS WILL BE!
SW