RETARDED HOOKERS

Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Current mood: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WRATHFUL AND BELATED GREETINGS TO ALL (HAPPY B-DAY MRS. C & MRS. M!)
THE LATENESS IN MY CURRENT POST WAS DUE TO A ROUTE CANAL LAST FRIDAY- WHICH CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS LIFE CHANGING! HUZZAH, KUDOS & UNENDING THANKS TO YOU DR. JOEL AND THE KIND FOLKS AT dUPONT- THE (former)MAKERS OF PERCOSET!
ALL THAT PLEASANTNESS ASIDE, THE TOPICS OF CHAT AT WORK USUALLY REVOLVE AROUND THE SAME OLD THINGS: STUPID CUSTOMERS, CRAPPY PAY, NO BENEFITS, THE GLORIOUS LACK OF LIGHT... WHITE CASTLE VERSUS TACO BELL...YOU KNOW, WEIGHTY ISSUES.
LAST NIGHT THE TOPIC TURNED TO THE WORLDS OLDEST PROFESSION, AND THE DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED- PARTICULARLY DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED HOOKERS...THEIR PIMPS (DOES HE USE THOSE FUNKY HAND CRUTCHES OR SPINNERS ON HIS WHEELCHAIR-IN PIMPADELIC GOLD PLATE), THEIR PIMPS' RIDES (LITTLE BUS, PURPLE SHAG INTERIOR, FUZZY DICE- GOLD CROWN VANILLAROMA AIR FRESHENER- TRULY THE SHIZZ)
OH YEAH- I'M PROBABLY GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THAT....

IF YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THIS...YOU'RE GONNA BURN ALONG WITH ME
BWAHAHAHAHA