A LITTLE TASTE OF ARABIA

Thursday, February 23, 2006
Current mood: APOPLECTIC WITH RAGE


WRATHFUL GREETINGS MY FELLOW FOA-MINIONS:
THIS IS THE KIND OF NEWS WEEK THAT JOURNALISTS & LATE NITE TALK SHOW HOSTS HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT..NOT ONE BUT TWO OUTRAGEOUSLY TASTY STORIES: DICK CHANEY: THE LAWYER STALKER AND THE UAE STATE OWNED COMPANY TAKING OVER OPERATIONS OVER OUR PORTS.
LET ME ABSORB THAT FOR A MOMENT.......OUTSOURCE PORT MANAGEMENT TO A COUNTRY OWNED COMPANY THAT RECOGNISES THE TALIBAN- ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT- THE NSA MAY BE LISTENING IN ON ALL OF MY CALLS, USING SOFTWARE TO PICK OUT POTENTIALLY TERRORIST-Y SOUNDING WORDS- WITHOUT A WARRANT- TO KEEP US SAFE....BUT WILL TURN OVER PORT OPERATIONS TO A COUNTRY WHOSE COOPERATION IN THE DAYS AFTER 9/11 WAS LESS THAN FORTHCOMING, AS WAS THEIR DEALINGS WITH SAID SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS THAT ALL THIS EAVESDROPPING IS SUPPOSSED TO PROTECT US FROM.
TO MAKE IT SOUND PLAUSIBLE- THE SAME OLD MERCHANT MARINES, COAST GUARD AND LONGSHOREMEN WILL STILL PERFORM THEIR JOB AS NORMAL. WE JUST NEED TO BE MORE OPENED MINDED TO OUR FRIENDS IN THE UAE, ACCORDING TO JUNIOR.
WHAT IN THE FLYING BLUE F*CKETY HELL IS THE MESSAGE I AM SUPPOSED TO GLEAN FROM THAT PILE OF HORSESH*T? THE DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY MAIN PURPOSE IS TO PROFILE AND SEGREGATE THE FOLKS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL US IN ALL SORTS OF NASTY WAYS...BUT WE NEED TO BE LESS "PREJUDICED" AND JUST TRUST ME, YEAH OK- WHATEVER. THERE ARE FEW PHRASES THAT CAN DESTROY CONFIDENCE WITH JUST A FEW SYLLABLES.
FOR EXAMPLE: THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
I THINK IT BROKE/GOT LOST
WE'RE SEPARATED, THE DIVORCE IS ALMOST FINISHED
YOU CAN TRUST ME
NO GOOD HAS EVER COME AFTER THESE PHRASES WERE UTTERED.
I AM A CONSERVATIVE, I DON'T HIDE IT- I WON'T APOLOGISE FOR IT...I FEEL THERE IS WAAAAY TO MUCH GOVERMENT IN OUR LIVES. THE SAME OVERINTRUSIVE GOVERNMENT IS ALSO ENCOURAGING INDUSTRY TO OUTSOURCE LUCRATIVE SECTORS AND DRAIN THE MIDDLE CLASS OF EVERY RED CENT OF HARD EARNED CASH- POTENTIALLY RESULTING IN THE SAME TYPE OF ECONOMIC NIGHTMARE OF THE LATE 1800'S YOU WERE EITHER A ROBBER BARON OR DIRT POOR...PROBABLY THE FORMER SINCE THERE WAS ONLY ROOM FOR ABOUT 10 OF THE LATTER. WHEN FELLOW CONSERVATIVES START SAYING "TRUST ME" I GET REALLY NERVOUS, AND BRACE FOR THE IMPENSING SH*TSTORM OF LIES AND RHETORIC THAT IS SURE TO FOLLOW.
IT IS SHIT LIKE THIS THAT AGITATES ME INTO A LATHER OF APOPLECTIC RAGE, FOAMINAN WRATH AND A LITTLE BIT OF INDIGESTION.
THE COMING DAYS WILL SURELY BE A TREAT FOR THE EARS.
ROCK ON-

SKWERL