WHAT EVERY CUBICLE NEEDS Current mood: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HELLO YOU WRATHFUL FUCKERS!AS YOU WELL KNOW ITS AS HOT AS SATAN'S SCROTUM HERE IN THE NORTHEAST, WHICH DRIVES ME INDOORS TO EXCERSIZE MY DIZZYING INTELLECT RATHER THAN GETTING HEATSTROKE WITH A REAL WORKOUT.
AS I SIT HERE IN MY OFFICE PRISON MY MIND TURNS TO AMUSEMENTS AND CONVENIENCES THAT MAKE BEING A VEGETABLE ON THE CUBE FARM FUN & EASY.1. A SIT-N-SPIN...CUZ THEY'RE FUN2. A RETRACTABLE/ADJUSTABLE FOOTREST3. ONE OF THOSE BENDY PILLO-RESTS FOR NIGHTSHIFT NAPPING (NOW THE ONLY PAIN IN THE NECK IS METAPHORICAL)4. AN ADULT SIZE BIG WHEEL TO RIDE WHILE RUNNING ERRANDS5. A MASSAGE THERAPIST *OR* ONE OF THOSE BROOKSTONE MASSAGE CHAIRS6. LEGOS!!!!!!7. DARTBOARD8. LIVE BAND/BOSE WAVE RADIO- SPACE PERMITTING9. ALL HOLD MUZAK SHOULD BE BANNED AND REPLACED WITH CLASSIC ROCK OR STAND UP COMEDY.10. AN OFFICE PET...LIKE MY DOG, HE'S INERT AND 85 LBS OF DROOLY LOVE FOR ALL.COMMENT/POST YOUR IDEAS AT WILL
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