Monday, April 24, 2006

BEST...SIMPSON CHARACTER...EVER
Current mood: REVERENCE




RAINY GREETINGS WRATHKERINO'S!
AS A ADOLESCENT IN THE LATE 80'S, I CAME INTO ADULTHOOD WITH THE THE BELOVED SIMPSON CLAN. EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVOURITES. MY MOM IS PARTIAL TO PATTY & SELMA, MY AUNT LIKES MR. BURNS...TIM AT WORK LIKES SCORPIO THE SUPERVILLAN.
I ADORE RALPHIE WIGGAM THE LOVABLE AND PASTE EATING HALFWIT. I REJOICE IN EACH OF HIS WITTICISMS LIKE:
I'M A ROCK.
SLEEP, THATS WHERE I GET TO BE A VIKING.
I WANT TO GO TO BOVINE UNIVERSITY.
ME FAIL ENGLISH, THATS UN-POSSIBLE
YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE DEAD BUNNIES
IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.
HERE'S TO YOU RALPHIE! THE BEST... SIMPSONS CHARACTER....EVER!