JERKY, THE OTHER MEAT

DEAR GOD IT'S ONLY 0400....
WRATHFUL GREETINGS ALL. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO UPDATE THE MYSPACE BLOG FOR 2 DAYS, AND I AM STILL QUITE UNSUCCESSFUL. STUPID WORK PC AND ITS "RULES"

RECENTLY I HAVE BEGUN A LOVE AFFAIR WITH BEEF JERKY, TERIYAKI FLAVOUR TO BE PRECISE. TRUE IT HAS THE TEXTURE OF MY PURSE, AND IS PROBABLY MADE FROM COW LIPS AND ASSES- BUT DAMMIT IT IS QUITE TASTY. ITS SORT OF LIKE MEAT FLAVOURED GUM. IT'S QUITE FILLING TOO.
I SEE IT THIS WAY MILLIONS OF PIONEERS CAN'T BE WRONG...EVEN IF THEY ARE DEAD.

ALL HAIL THE JERKY!!!!
SKWERL