Monday, February 13, 2006
Current mood: VENGEFUL
SNOWY GREETINGS FELLOW WRATHKETEERS!!!
WELL THE NORTHEAST HAS SURVIVED MOTHER NATURE'S ALL ENCOMPASSING WRATH. PROPS TO THE EARTH MOMMY. I, ON THE OTHERHAND AM LEFT SORE, COLD AND UNMOTIVATED...BUT HEY, IT'S WINTER- A SEASON KNOWN FOR IT'S SOUL CRUSHING QUALITIES.
MY NEIGHBOURS ADD TO THIS *WINTRY MORASS* BY JUST BEING NEIGHBOURS. DAY AFTER DAY I AM GREETED WITH A LOVELY VIEW OF BROKEN BIKES, LITTER AND DESPAIR. ON TRASH DAY MY NEIGBOURHOOD IS BLANKETED WITH A WIND DRIVEN SHITSTORM OF LITTER, BEER CANS AND BROKEN DREAMS. YAY!
BUT I HAVE BEGUN TO EXACT MY REVENGE! I- DEAR WRATHKETEERS- FEED SQUIRRELS. TO BE MORE PRECISE: I FEED THE SQUIRRELS THAT LIVE IN THE LOCAL TREES AND MY SLOVENLY NEIGHBOURS SOFFETS-BWAHAHAHAHAHA
MY SQUIRRELLY MINIONS ARE SURELLY GOING TO DRIVE THEM INSANE WITH THEIR UNENDING SCRATCHING AND CHATTER. NOT TO MENTION THE YEARS OF HEEBIE-JEEBIES DUE TO THE SAME UNHOLY RACKET OCCURING NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- BASTARDS!!!!
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