Saturday, February 25, 2006
FOAMINAN GREETINGS FELLOW WRATHKETEERS:
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR LATEST RECRUIT, CHRISTINE.
WRATHKETEER CHRISTINE IS OUR NEWEST RISING STAR, SHOWING US ALL THAT THE BEST WAY TO EXPRESS RAGE AND DISDAIN IS WITH A SMILE AND PLEASANT DEMEANOR.
SQUIRRELY WRATH: WELCOME CHRISTINE
CONGREGATION:WHOOOOOO
CHRISTINE: HI, GREAT TO BE HERE
SW: WHEN DID YOU GET THE CALLING TO BECOME A WRATHKETEER?
C: NOT LONG AFTER SERVING THE PUBLIC- I REALISED MOST PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND ANGER ME, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE STUPID...I NEEDED A PLACE TO HARNESS ALL THAT RAW ANGST INTO ACTION- I FOUND THAT IN THE ALMIGHTY CHURCH OF FOAMY.
CONG: YEAH F*CK THOSE BASTARDS!
SW: ALRIGHT QUIET DOWN! PLEASE DO CONTINUE.
C: WELL, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE EVERYTHING IS OUT SOURCED TO INDIA, AND THESE CUSTOMER SERVICE PERSONNEL LEARNED ENGLISH BY READING RELIEF SUPPLIES FROM UNICEF AND OLD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS...BUT GET PISSED AT YOU WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM AND START SAYING WEIRD CURSES LIKE: "BY THE MANY ARMS OF VISHNU I TWIST MY NIPPLES IN DISDAIN"...I JUST HAD IT..IT WAS EITHER THEM OR ME- AND BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL IT SURE AS SH*T WASN'T THEIR DAY..HEEHEE THANK YOU COME AGAIN. DING!
SW: MY, THE WRATH IS STRONG IN THIS ONE...YOU, MISS ARE A BASTARD COVERED BASTARD, WITH A CREAMY EVIL CENTRE- COVERED IN A SWEET CANDY SHELL....I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU CAN JOIN US IN OUR WRATHFUL CAMPAIGN- SPREAD THE PLAGUE...
ALL: FOAMY!!!
MEETING MINUTES: 02/25/05
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