Current mood: IT'S NOT READY TILL ITS REDDI!
APRES-HOLIDAY GREETINGS WRATHKERINOS!
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY CHRISTMAS & GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS. I MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT THIS YEAR: 32" LCD HDTV, ASSORTED DIGITAL MEDIA (CD'S, DVD'S)...BOB DYLAN'S NEWEST ALBUM! YAY 4 SKWERL! GOT TO DO SOME STUFF AND MADE A LOVELY TURKEY & A HAM.
ALL IN ALL A DAMN FINE CHRISTMAS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE LITTLE PLEASURES IN LIFE THAT COME WITH ADULTHOOD & I AM THANKFUL FOR THEM.
LIKE THESE FOR INSTANCE:
PUTTING YOUR FEET ON THE COFFEE TABLE
DRINK MILK RIGHT FROM THE CARTON IF YOU'RE INTO THAT
DRINK 1/2 A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS, DO YOUR NAILS AND WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY IN YOUR SEXY VICKIES UNDERPANTS.
A GOOD SHAG OR TWO
THE JOY OF OWNING THE COOL PET- THE ONE WHO GETS TO HANG OUT.
EATING REDDI-WHIP FROM THE CAN WHILE LEAVING THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN.
YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH WET HAIR
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
CROSSING ON THE GREEN *AND* IN-BETWEEN
WATCH PORN, DRINK & SMOKE LEGALLY.
CHILI DOG W/MUSTARD, RAW ONIONS & CHEESE IS PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST.
YOU DON'T NEED SANTA TO BRING YOU TOYS WHEN YOU HAVE VISA.
YOU MEET/EXCEED THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT ON ROLLERCOASTERS.
NAPKINS, COASTERS & WIPING YOUR FEET ARE OPTIONAL.
I THINK I'M OFF TO GET SOME REDDI-WHIP
SKWERLY SKWERL
12.26.2006
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