FALL IS AFOOT WRATHKETEERS, THE LEAVES ARE PLOTTING THEIR FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT UPON LAWNS EVERYWHERE.
I AM READY.
SO HERE IS THE FALL EDITION OF SHIT THAT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME, WHATEVER THE TITLE IS.
POLITICIANS,POLITICAL ADS,PUNDITS- WTF IS A PUNDIT?
ANDERSON COOPER- SORRY BRAH, YOU'RE NOT THAT RUGGED. NOW PUT AWAY THE KEVLAR VEST & GET ME WOLF BLITZER.
CNN CORRESPONDENTS HAVING KEVLAR VESTS, BUT POLICE & MILITARY PERSONNEL DO NOT. (HANDY HINT- USE EXCESS REPORTERS TO DEFLECT BULLETS)
EXCESSIVE & HIGHLY PAID SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, NOT ENOUGH & POORLY PAID TEACHING STAFF...HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?
MY DESK CHAIR- MY ASS HAS KILLED THE SQUISHINESS- DAMN
DON KING
LARRY KING
SOFA KING WE TODD IT
ALAN KING
BURGER KING- IF I WOKE UP WITH THE MASCOT, I WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
HOWEVER- STEPHEN KING & STEPHEN COLBERT ARE THE SHIZ
THE MEAN VENDING MACHINE AT WORK- GIVE ME MY JERKY YA BASTARD!
THE DOUCHEBAG AT THE DOG PARK- NO I DON'T WANT MY DOGGIE TO FIGHT YOUR PITBULL ASSHOLE, PLEASE KILL YOURSELF, FOR HUMANITIES SAKE.
MOTHS
THE WORD "KUDOS" IT SOUNDS LIKE A SKIN ERUPTION
WELL THERE IS PLENTY MORE...BUT I'M TIRED
PISS OFF
LA SKWERL
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