GRUMBLY MONDAY SALUTATIONS ALL.
I HAVE GOT A BIT OF A COLD THIS WEEKEND, THAT HAS LEFT ME WITH A SMOOTH & VELVETY VOICE THAT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE KATHLEEN TURNER.
THOSE OF YOU LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE TO REPORT A DOWNED T3 OR HIGHER CIRCUIT WILL MOST LIKELY GET GREETED WITH A SULTRY "THANK YOU FOR CALLING LOCAL DEATHSTAR REPAIR, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"ALTHOUGH I'M A BIT HEADACHY, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE KIND OF MALAISE...SINCE EVERY WORD THAT PASSES MY LIPS REEKS OF DOUBLE-ENTENDRE AND RAW SENSUALITY...NOT AT ALL THE USUAL PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE MIDWESTERN HOUSEWIFE TELEPHONE PERSONAE THAT I NORMALLY WRAP MYSELF IN AT WORK.
(PLEASE NOTE: OUR LADY OF SKWERL IS NOT FROM THE MIDWEST, IS NOT MARRIED, HAS NO KIDS AND IS FOR THE MOST PART CANTANKEROUS- NOT PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE- AND DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR OTHER THAN RAW, UNCHECKED HOSTILITY.)
IN OTHER NEWS: THIS WEEKEND WAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL MINDFUCK...IF ANYONE BITCHES I WORK TOO MANY WEEKENDS EVER AGAIN, I WILL CUT A SWITCH AND BEAT YOU LIKE AN UNRULY SERF! THERE WAS NO MISCHIEF & MAYHEM FOR SKWERL, ONLY A FEW SHOTS WITH AN OLD & DEAR FRIEND. THE LARGE SCARY MAN WITH THE UNFORTUNATE TEETH WAS THERE TOO, AS WAS SKINNY YAPPITY LADY, CREEPY STARING MAN AND THE TOO-DAMN-MUCH-COLOGNE FACTION WAS ALSO IN ATTENDANCE. TRULY, IT WAS A MICROCOSM OF WHAT WILL MOST LIKELY SURVIVE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST. (ARTIST HANS & HIS OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT WAS THERE AS WELL.)
I WAS HOME BY 2330...YOU GOT TO PACE YOURSELF, YOU KNOW.
DER VUNDER-SVERL
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