10.11.2006

MEN + GUITARS = HATEMAIL

Current mood: CONTRITE, YET CRANKY

OK, OK- NOW THAT EVERYONE THAT PEES STANDING UP IS PISSED AT ME...I GET IT.IT'S MY FAULT I GET HURT...I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME IN THE REAL WORLD, THE GENERAL CONSENSUS IS THAT I'M PRETTY NICE. EVEN TOO NICE...PRACTICALLY A DOORMAT. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME TO BE A RAVING BITCH ON FIRE- NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE GOTTEN HURT I TREAT EVERY NEW PERSON IN MY LIFE WITH LOVE AND RESPECT.
I'D LIKE THE SAME IN RETURN. I DON'T LIKE TO BE USED AS AN EMOTIONAL TAMPON, AND I RETURN THE FAVOUR.
I DON'T CHASE BAD BOYS...I AVOID THEM LIKE THEY WERE TELEMARKETERS.
I DON'T VIEW A NEW MAN IN MY LIFE AS A D-I-Y PROJECT...AS I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE EITHER.
IF THAT WAS THE CASE I WOULD SIT ON A SHELF AT HOME DEPOT WITH A LABEL STATING "EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED NIGHT-OWL, WITH FEARS OF INTIMACY, TOO SMART FOR HER OWN GOOD- $49.95, NOW AVAILABLE IN BLONDE!!! LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER"
ACCEPT ONE ANOTHER FOR ALL OF YOUR FLAWS AND OFFERINGS. WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT BY DESIGN FOR GOOD REASON. WE ALL HAVE DEEP SEATED ISSUES- MOST OF WHICH STEM FROM CHILDHOOD THEN GET MUTATED THROUGH THE VERY PROCESS OF GROWING UP.
WE'RE ALL BROKEN ROBOTS.

DER WUNDER-EICHHÖRNCHEN (SKWERL)

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