Tuesday, August 28, 2007

MORE FUCKERY & FAIL

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS MY WRATHKETEERS.
TODAY I AM FEELING QUITE RANTY. BETTER BUCKLE UP
I HAVE A CRAPPY JOB. I DON'T HIDE IT, NOR DO I HATE IT. THE PAY IS SHIT, NO BENEFITS, PAID HOLIDAYS AND I WORK HALF OF EVERY WEEKEND. YET STILL I DONT HATE IT. I HAVE A DEGREE, LIVE FOR THE TECHNOLOGY THAT THE DEATHSTAR EXPOSES ME TO, SECRETLY RESENTING THE FULLTIME TECHS FOR DOING WHAT I CAN ONLY WISH TO DO. STILL, I DON'T HATE MY JOB.
UNTIL TODAY.
ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT HALF OF US GET PAID 50% TO 1/3 OF WHAT OUR INDUSTRY COUNTERPARTS GET WHILE THE REST GET OUTSOURCED TO SOMEPLACE WHERE THE WORKERS ARE PAID IN TINFOIL, BITS OF STRING & FOOD. ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT THERE IS ONE COMMUNAL STAPLER & POST IT PAD FOR 50 PEOPLE TO USE.IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT THE WATER PURIFIER/COOLER WAS REMOVED (WE HAVE WELL WATER & SEPTIC HERE- DRINKING THAT SWILL IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.)
SO WHAT COERCED MY IRE?
THEY REPLACED THE ALREADY SHITTY, FLIMSY, SUPER MEGA ROLL TOILET PAPER THAT REPLACED THE ORIGINAL SO-SO NORMAL ROLL TP- WITH AN EVEN SHITTIER, NEARLY TRANSPARENT *AND* SCRATCHY TOILET PAPER. NO MATTER HOW CAREFULLY YOU TRY TO PULL IT FROM THE DISPENSER IT SHREADS INTO MICROSCOPIC SPLINTERS AND TATTERS, TATTERS THAT LEAVE MY HINDQUARTERS FEELING NOT SO FRESH & A LITTLE SORE.
TO CALL IT JOHN WAYNE BRAND WOULD BE AN INSULT TO JOHN WAYNE SINCE HE WAS TOUGH AS NAILS AND DON'T TAKE SHIT OFF NO ONE. THIS IS MORE LIKE ABRASIVE FAIL ON A ROLL.
FUCKING DEATHSTAR, YOU FAIL
SKWERL