Current mood: UM, IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE- BETTER TAKE THIS
I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY 4AM CIGARETTE. I CUT IT SHORT DUE TO SCARY WILDERNESS NOISES NEARBY. UNSURE OF WHAT IT WAS, I DECIDED NOT TO LEAVE MY FATE TO THE WORLD'S MOST INEFFECTUAL SECURITY GUARD.
IT WENT LIKE THIS: RAAAAAAAAAAHWR RAAAAAAAAAAHWR RAAAAAAAAAAHWR.
WHAT THE HELL MAKES THAT KIND OF NOISE? CHUPA CABRA? JERSEY DEVIL? (I DOUBT THE JERSEY DEVIL THOUGH, IT DIDN'T SAY YO' HEY YOU.) ONE OF MY EXES? DEMON RABBIT?
WHO KNOWS.
SEKRIT SKWERL
About Me
- Skwerl
- This is how I intend to fund my golden years...with a cult based on a rabid squirrel- you could do worse with your money...like giving it to a crooked televangelist. As I have gotten older, one undeniable truth has been revealed to me: If its got balls or bearings its bound to give you a headache.
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