1.17.2007

ASTROLOGY FOR THE REST OF US

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW- IN ADDITION TO CULT LEADER, AND TAROT CARD COLLECTOR, I AM ALSO AN AMATUER ASTROLOGER.. I AM KEEN ON THE MOVEMENTS OF THE COSMOS. IT BRINGS A MEASURE OF COMFORT & UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD AS A WHOLE. I ALSO MAINTAIN A FEW DIFFERENT DAILY HOROSCOPE SUBSCRIPTIONS- SINCE AS THE HEAVENS LOOK DIFFERENT THOUGH THE EYES OF OTHERS, SO DO THE INTERPRETATIONS VARY BY ASTROLOGER. THE READINGS I DO ARE ALONG THE LINES OF PSYCHOLOGICAL, BEHAVIOURAL, INTERNAL MOTIVATION AS A MEANS TO EXCEL BECAUSE OF LIFE'S UPS AND DOWNS. PREDICTIONS AREN'T MY CUP OF TEA- WHAT FUN IS KNOWING EVERYTHING COMING AROUND THE BEND? (I SECRETLY ENJOY READING THEM.) WHICH BRINGS ME TO MONDAY'S ASTROSLAM, BY ASTROLOGY.COM.

Dear Shannon,
Here is your AstroSlamfor Monday, January 15:
Boycott all forms of technological communication today. There will nothing but bad news in your email inbox, and your phone is nothing more than a conduit to disaster.

L-O-FUCKING-L
SKWERL OF THE STARZ

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