SPEEDY GREETINGS AND VALENTINE WISHES TO THE WRATHKETEERIAN NATION.
NASCAR 2007 SEASON IS DUE TO OFFICIALLY START THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY @ THE DAYTONA 500. (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW I AM A CLOSET NASCAR WATCHER & DALE JARRETT FAN) THIS SEASON WILL BRING LOTS OF SURPRISES AND SHAKE-UPS.
THIS YEAR DALE JARRETT WILL RACE FOR THE UPSTART MICHAEL WALTRIP RACING...IN OF ALL THINGS- A TOYOTA! HE HAS CHANGED HIS NUMBER TO 44, BUT WILL REMAIN AS THE UPS CAR. JARRETT DECIDED TO MOVE TO MWR FROM YATES FOR HIS LAST 2 YEARS BEFORE RETIREMENT BECAUSE "he felt like his progress had stagnated -- he needed a little jazzing up to his repertoire." (nascar.com 1/13/07.) HE SIMPLY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK SILENTLY UNTIL HIS RETIREMENT....HE WANTED TO REBEL & RAISE HELL. SURELY THE BOLD MOVE TO TOYOTA WILL DO JUST THAT.
MUCH WAILING AND WHINING IN RACE WORLD COMMENCED WHEN DARRYLL WALTRIP ENTERED TOYOTA IN THE NASCAR TRUCK SERIES- THIS YEAR'S TOYOTA CAMRY IN THE NEXTEL CUP WILL NO DOUBT BRING ABOUT RIOT GEAR. MANY DYED IN THE WOOL NASCAR FANS FEEL IT BLASPHEMY TO ENTER A "FOREIGNER" IN THE MOST AMERICAN OF PASTTIMES, ALL THE WHILE THEY HAVE NO CLUE THAT THE SAME RACING FORDS & CHEVYS ARE ENTIELY BUILT IN MEXICO & CANADA RESPECTIVELY. THE DODGE'S ARE BUILT BY DAIMLER CHRYSLER IN ONTARIO. THE ONLY AMERICAN BUILT CAR IN THE NEXTEL CUP SERIES *IS* THE TOYOTA!
SO HERE IS MY SALUTE TO THE HANDSOME AND HELLRAISING DALE JARRETT, FOR GIVING TWO FINGERS TO THE MAN. SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER!
KACHOWWWW
PS: DEAR GOD PLEASE SMITE DOWN THE EVIL & DOUCHEBAGGY TONY STEWART#20 CAR, AND WORLD PEACE...AMEN
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