BOYS BEHAVING BADLY

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GOBBLE GOBBLE WRATHKETEERS! i BRING GREETINGS OF TURKEY & PIE TO ALL!!

THIS WEEKS NEWS HAS BEEN PUNCTUATED WITH MEN BEHAVING BADLY...BY MEN I MEAN O.J. SIMPSON & MICHAEL RICHARDS.

THE STINKY FIST OF JOURNALISM GAVE US A DOUBLE DONKEY PUNCH OF BAD TASTE AND RACISM- MORTON DOWNEY JR. WOULD BE PROUD.

LETS START WITH THE LESSER OF 2 EVILS- MICHAEL RICHARDS WENT COMPLETELY BATSHIT ON STAGE WHEN A YOUNG BLACK MAN HECKLED HIM. AS A COMEDIAN AND AN ACTOR I IMAGINE HE HAS SOME EXPERIENCE WITH ROUGH CROWDS, IMPROVISATION & INSULTS. INSTEAD OF CALLING THE YOUNG MAN OUT ON HIS NAME & EVERYTHING BUT A CHILD OF GOD...HE CHOSE THE N WORD. NOT ONCE, BUT REPEATEDLY.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE. BUT IT GETS WORSE...THE VENERABLE GLORIA ALLRED- NOT ONE TO PASS UP A PHOTO-OP RAN TO THE YOUNG MANS RESCUE AND IS NOW SUING RICHARDS BECAUSE HE MADE HER CLIENT FEAR FOR HIS SAFETY. I FIND THAT HARD TO SWALLOW...SINCE HER CLIENT IS A RATHER STRAPPING YOUNG MAN WHO COULD SNAP THE ICHABOD CREANE PHYSIQUE THAT RICHARDS SPORTS LIKE A CANDY CANE. I HOPE HER CLIENT REALIZES HE JUST MADE HIM LOOK AS WUSSY, AS RICHARDS LOOKS RACIST. LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS FOR YOU PAL.

I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHERE THE WRONG-DOER WOULD GO AND APOLOGIZE TO THE WRONGED...WHO WOULD POP HIM IN THE NOSE OR GUT- THEN THEY GO OUT FOR A BEER, AS IF THEY WERE OLD COLLEGE BUDS. ALL IS FORGIVEN, AND A NEW FRIENDSHIP IS MADE. I CALL THAT "MAN JUSTICE."

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE GREATER EVIL- AQUITTED WIFE BEATING MURDERER O.J. SIMPSON...AND HIS NEW BOOK "IF I DID IT- THIS IS HOW I WOULD GO ABOUT IT"

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO REALLY- HAVE YOU LOST YOUR PSYCO KILLER MIND? JOHNNY COCHRANE IS TURNING OVER IN HIS GRAVE!

DUDE- YOU WERE AQUITTED, AND JEOPARDY IS ATTACHED- JUST ADMIT IT, OK? DON'T TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN (WHO NO DOUBT MISS THEIR MOM- THAT YOU BEHEADED) AND THE GOLDMAN FAMILY (YOU WANT TO SEE YOU BURNED ALIVE.) HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH? CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY...YOU GOT AWAY WITH MURDER...DON'T GET GREEDY AND TRY TO CASH IN YOU SELFISH BASTARD.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, ASSHOLE. "WAAAH, I NEEDED THE MONEY" ONLY WORKS FOR STRIPPERS IN COLLEGE & TEENAGERS BOOSTING CAR RADIOS- NOT MILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEALS AND A SHILL INTERVIEW.

AT LEAST FOX BROADCASTING SAW THE LIGHT AND CANCELLED- EVEN THEIR OWN FOX NEWS NETWORK BOYCOTTED IT, AT RISK TO THEIR OWN CAREERS. AT LEAST THEIR IS SOME DIGNITY LEFT IN JOURNALISM.

AT THIS POINT THE PORN BUSINESS IS LOOKS MORE & MORE WHOLESOME, DOESN'T IT?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!
O ESQUILO