9.16.2006

CNN- STILL THE DUMBEST NAME IN NEWS

THIS JUST IN...
CNN HAS TAKEN ON THE ONUS OF NAMING IMAGINARY COUNTRIES.
THIS 40 ACRES OF HEAVEN IS CALLED...WAIT FOR IT...IRAQ-ISTAN

L O FUCKING L

NOW I WANT TO NAME SOME IMAGINARY PLACES TOO.
HERE'S WHAT I CAME UP WITH:
CHOADVILLE
FUCKOFF-ISTAN
WINDOWLICK-ITLAN
JACKASS CITY
ASSWIPE VALLEY
DINGLEBERRY JUNCTION
ANUS HOLLER
TAINTTOWN

AND MY 2 FAVOURITE PLACES: FOAMINIA & SHANNADU

I NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DUNDERPATED NUMBSKULLERY

HAPPY TRAILS- THE SKWERL

No comments: