Current mood: IM IN UR KRIZMAS, STEELIN UR HO HO HOZ
THE FIRST SNOW HAS FALLEN!
A QUICKY SNOW SQUALL PASSED OVER THE DEATHSTAR, GETTING IT ALL CHRISTMASSY.
I HAVE RESPONDED IN KIND BY PIMPING MY CUBE...WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF JR. WRATHKETEER CLAUDIA. THE CHARLIE BROWN LITES AWAIT MANAGEMENT APPROVAL PRIOR TO THE CUBE LIGHTING FESTIVITIES.
FELIZ NAVIDAD WRATHKETEERS! THE SKWERLY ONE
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12.08.2006
11.20.2006
THE TAO OF SKWERL- PT I
Current mood: ENLIGHTENED, WITH A TOUCH OF WRATH.
EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP ON THIS SIDE OF THE DIRT IS A GOOD DAY.
MAN WHO HAS FOOT IN MOUTH, HAS BREATH THAT SMELLS OF CORNCHIPS.
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS IS OK, FALLING ON THEM...NOT SO GREAT.
YOUR BLIND DATE IS ONLY AS BAD AS THE WINDOW IN THE LAVATORY IS SMALL.
THE BIGGER THE SEX TALK, THE SMALLER THE ACTION.
THE ANSWER TO ANGER IS BUNNIES.
JOB GOT YOU DOWN? A SCHMEAR OF CRISCO ON THE DOOR HANDLE AT WORK MAKES FOR HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT.
NEVER STARE INTO A *SOLAR* ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, THE LUNAR KIND- GO NUTS.
CRAPPY JOB? IT'S THE TINFOIL HAT FACTION THAT MAKES UP FOR THE LACK OF PAY, BENEFITS & VACATION DAYS.
IT'S ONLY AS FUNNY AS IT IS PAINFUL TO THE OTHER GUY.
DOMO ARIGATO,
SKWERL-SAN
EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP ON THIS SIDE OF THE DIRT IS A GOOD DAY.
MAN WHO HAS FOOT IN MOUTH, HAS BREATH THAT SMELLS OF CORNCHIPS.
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS IS OK, FALLING ON THEM...NOT SO GREAT.
YOUR BLIND DATE IS ONLY AS BAD AS THE WINDOW IN THE LAVATORY IS SMALL.
THE BIGGER THE SEX TALK, THE SMALLER THE ACTION.
THE ANSWER TO ANGER IS BUNNIES.
JOB GOT YOU DOWN? A SCHMEAR OF CRISCO ON THE DOOR HANDLE AT WORK MAKES FOR HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT.
NEVER STARE INTO A *SOLAR* ECLIPSE, HOWEVER, THE LUNAR KIND- GO NUTS.
CRAPPY JOB? IT'S THE TINFOIL HAT FACTION THAT MAKES UP FOR THE LACK OF PAY, BENEFITS & VACATION DAYS.
IT'S ONLY AS FUNNY AS IT IS PAINFUL TO THE OTHER GUY.
DOMO ARIGATO,
SKWERL-SAN
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