Current mood: MAN WITH FOOT IN MOUTH HAS BREATH OF CORN CHIPS
THE END IS NIGH WRATHKETEERS! I AM BECOME SKWERL...DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE TREATS IS THE MODEST FORTUNE COOKIE. TRULY A PERFECT FOOD FOR IT FEEDS THE BODY & THE SOUL. IT'S NOT TOO SWEET, CRUNCHY AND HAS A TINY SLIP OF WISDOM IN EVERY COOKIE.
I HAVE BEGUN IN RECENT MONTHS TO LIMIT MY INTAKE OF CHINESE FOOD IN FAVOUR FOR HEALTHIER FARE, BUT I WILL SWING BY AND GET A BAG ON FORTUNE COOKIES & CRUNCHY NOODLES TO NIBBLE ON.
LATELY THE FORTUNES MADE BY GOLDEN BOWL FOODS SUCK BALLS.
THESE ARE THE FORTUNES I HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO RECIEVE TODAY:
'ITS TOUGH TO BE FACINATING'
'ITS BETTER TO DEAL WITH PROBLEMS BEFORE THEY ARISE'
'REMEMBER THE BIRTHDAY, BUT NEVER THE AGE'
THIS ONE BY FAR IS THE WORST...'IF WE ARE ALL WORMS, TRY TO BE A GLOW WORM'
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? WHO WROTE THIS SHIT...AN MBA? AN HR ADMINISTRATOR? WTF!
I SUGGEST ALL THE FINE CHINESE DINING ESTABLISHMENTS TO RISE UP AGAINST MEDIOCRE FORTUNES & DEMAND BETTER WORDS OF WISDOM OR TAKE THEIR BUSINESS ELSWHERE.
UNGOWA!
SKWERL POWER
12.31.2006
SKWERLY WORDS OF WISDOM
Current mood: HAHAHAHAHA- I KILL ME.
THOSE WHO DO NOT REMEMBER HISTORY, ARE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT.
DESPITE MINORING IN HISTORY, MY BEHAVIOUR IS REMINISCENT OF PERT PLUS: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.
I GET IN A LATHER, BATHE IN TEARS, DO IT AGAIN.
WELL, NO ONE CAN SAY I'M NOT THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST.
FUCKIN' A RIGHT
BAD ASS SKWERL
THOSE WHO DO NOT REMEMBER HISTORY, ARE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT.
DESPITE MINORING IN HISTORY, MY BEHAVIOUR IS REMINISCENT OF PERT PLUS: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.
I GET IN A LATHER, BATHE IN TEARS, DO IT AGAIN.
WELL, NO ONE CAN SAY I'M NOT THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST.
FUCKIN' A RIGHT
BAD ASS SKWERL
12.28.2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006 GOODBYE MR. BROWN
A VERY SAD DAY MUSIC LOVERS...
JAMES BROWN- THE GODFATHER OF SOUL & HARDEST WORKING MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS DIED EARLY CHRISTMAS DAY, HE WAS AGE 73.
MR. BROWN WAS AN INNOVATOR & ONE HELL OF A SHOWMAN STILL SPINNING LIKE A TOP, BELTING OUT THE FUNK & DOING THOSE CROTH-BOGGLING SPLITS EVEN TO THIS DAY.
I PICTURE HIS EARTHLY DEPARTURE LOOKED LIKE THE END OF ONE OF HIS SHOWS, DOWN ON ONE KNEE- EXHAUSTED. A ROADIE COMES OUT WITH HIS SEQUINED CAPE THAT MATCHES HIS FORM FITTING SUIT TAILORED BY THE SAME MAN WHO DID ELVIS'...THEN JUST WHEN YOU THINK HE WILL TAKE HIS BOW *KACHOW* HE TOSSES THE CAPE & KEEPS GOING.
DEAREST MR. BROWN, THERE WILL BE NO OTHER- AND YOU WILL BE MISSED. SKWERL
JAMES BROWN- THE GODFATHER OF SOUL & HARDEST WORKING MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS DIED EARLY CHRISTMAS DAY, HE WAS AGE 73.
MR. BROWN WAS AN INNOVATOR & ONE HELL OF A SHOWMAN STILL SPINNING LIKE A TOP, BELTING OUT THE FUNK & DOING THOSE CROTH-BOGGLING SPLITS EVEN TO THIS DAY.
I PICTURE HIS EARTHLY DEPARTURE LOOKED LIKE THE END OF ONE OF HIS SHOWS, DOWN ON ONE KNEE- EXHAUSTED. A ROADIE COMES OUT WITH HIS SEQUINED CAPE THAT MATCHES HIS FORM FITTING SUIT TAILORED BY THE SAME MAN WHO DID ELVIS'...THEN JUST WHEN YOU THINK HE WILL TAKE HIS BOW *KACHOW* HE TOSSES THE CAPE & KEEPS GOING.
DEAREST MR. BROWN, THERE WILL BE NO OTHER- AND YOU WILL BE MISSED. SKWERL
YEAR END WRAP-UP, 2K6
Current mood: SKWERLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A YEAR WRATHKETEERS! THE FOAMYNATION & CULT ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY, I HAVE MANAGED TO MAINTAIN EMPLOYMENT AND HAVE ADOPTED A NEW BETTER OUTLOOK ON ME, WHILE HAVING HIGHER EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS.
DOORMAT-NO-MORE!
THERE IS BEAUTY AND LOVE OUT THERE FOR ME, AS LONG AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE'S HOPE. I LIKE ME, AND MOST FOLKS DO TOO. I CARE DEEPLY FOR MANY THINGS AND A FEW PEOPLE, AND I THINK THEY RECIPROCATE.
SO I'M NOT SWIMMING IN MONEY & MY DREAM JOB...YET- BUT I WILL. SUCCESS ISN'T ALWAYS MEASURED BY YOUR PAYCHECK OR POSSESIONS...IT'S ALSO MEASURED IN THE JOY YOU REAP FROM THE THE VERY ACT OF LIVING.
IN THAT I AM A GREAT SUCCESS.
CHEERS WRATHKETEERS
FOR SKWERL-LANG-SINE
DOORMAT-NO-MORE!
THERE IS BEAUTY AND LOVE OUT THERE FOR ME, AS LONG AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE'S HOPE. I LIKE ME, AND MOST FOLKS DO TOO. I CARE DEEPLY FOR MANY THINGS AND A FEW PEOPLE, AND I THINK THEY RECIPROCATE.
SO I'M NOT SWIMMING IN MONEY & MY DREAM JOB...YET- BUT I WILL. SUCCESS ISN'T ALWAYS MEASURED BY YOUR PAYCHECK OR POSSESIONS...IT'S ALSO MEASURED IN THE JOY YOU REAP FROM THE THE VERY ACT OF LIVING.
IN THAT I AM A GREAT SUCCESS.
CHEERS WRATHKETEERS
FOR SKWERL-LANG-SINE
12.26.2006
THE SIMPLE PLEASURES OF ADULT LIFE
Current mood: IT'S NOT READY TILL ITS REDDI!
APRES-HOLIDAY GREETINGS WRATHKERINOS!
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY CHRISTMAS & GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS. I MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT THIS YEAR: 32" LCD HDTV, ASSORTED DIGITAL MEDIA (CD'S, DVD'S)...BOB DYLAN'S NEWEST ALBUM! YAY 4 SKWERL! GOT TO DO SOME STUFF AND MADE A LOVELY TURKEY & A HAM.
ALL IN ALL A DAMN FINE CHRISTMAS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE LITTLE PLEASURES IN LIFE THAT COME WITH ADULTHOOD & I AM THANKFUL FOR THEM.
LIKE THESE FOR INSTANCE:
PUTTING YOUR FEET ON THE COFFEE TABLE
DRINK MILK RIGHT FROM THE CARTON IF YOU'RE INTO THAT
DRINK 1/2 A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS, DO YOUR NAILS AND WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY IN YOUR SEXY VICKIES UNDERPANTS.
A GOOD SHAG OR TWO
THE JOY OF OWNING THE COOL PET- THE ONE WHO GETS TO HANG OUT.
EATING REDDI-WHIP FROM THE CAN WHILE LEAVING THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN.
YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH WET HAIR
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
CROSSING ON THE GREEN *AND* IN-BETWEEN
WATCH PORN, DRINK & SMOKE LEGALLY.
CHILI DOG W/MUSTARD, RAW ONIONS & CHEESE IS PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST.
YOU DON'T NEED SANTA TO BRING YOU TOYS WHEN YOU HAVE VISA.
YOU MEET/EXCEED THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT ON ROLLERCOASTERS.
NAPKINS, COASTERS & WIPING YOUR FEET ARE OPTIONAL.
I THINK I'M OFF TO GET SOME REDDI-WHIP
SKWERLY SKWERL
APRES-HOLIDAY GREETINGS WRATHKERINOS!
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY CHRISTMAS & GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS. I MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT THIS YEAR: 32" LCD HDTV, ASSORTED DIGITAL MEDIA (CD'S, DVD'S)...BOB DYLAN'S NEWEST ALBUM! YAY 4 SKWERL! GOT TO DO SOME STUFF AND MADE A LOVELY TURKEY & A HAM.
ALL IN ALL A DAMN FINE CHRISTMAS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE LITTLE PLEASURES IN LIFE THAT COME WITH ADULTHOOD & I AM THANKFUL FOR THEM.
LIKE THESE FOR INSTANCE:
PUTTING YOUR FEET ON THE COFFEE TABLE
DRINK MILK RIGHT FROM THE CARTON IF YOU'RE INTO THAT
DRINK 1/2 A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS, DO YOUR NAILS AND WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY IN YOUR SEXY VICKIES UNDERPANTS.
A GOOD SHAG OR TWO
THE JOY OF OWNING THE COOL PET- THE ONE WHO GETS TO HANG OUT.
EATING REDDI-WHIP FROM THE CAN WHILE LEAVING THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN.
YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH WET HAIR
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
CROSSING ON THE GREEN *AND* IN-BETWEEN
WATCH PORN, DRINK & SMOKE LEGALLY.
CHILI DOG W/MUSTARD, RAW ONIONS & CHEESE IS PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST.
YOU DON'T NEED SANTA TO BRING YOU TOYS WHEN YOU HAVE VISA.
YOU MEET/EXCEED THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT ON ROLLERCOASTERS.
NAPKINS, COASTERS & WIPING YOUR FEET ARE OPTIONAL.
I THINK I'M OFF TO GET SOME REDDI-WHIP
SKWERLY SKWERL
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