HAS SKWERL BECOME BRIDGET JONES?

Current mood: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE-VALENTINE'S DAY IS NIGH

HAPPIEST & JOYOUS OF NEW YEARS TO ALL!
THE SAVING GRACE OF JANUARY IS NEW YEARS DAY. WE MAKE RESOLUTIONS, AVOWING BRIGHT AND BRILLIANT CHANGE- TRANSFORMATIONS APLENTY!
(REALITY CHECK: STATISTICALLY, MOST WILL PUSS OUT BY THE 18TH, SO DON'T SIGN UP FOR THE YEAR MEMBERSHIP- OK?)
REALITY CHECK ASIDE, THE HANGING OF A NEW CALENDAR FILLS ME WITH PROMISE. I HAVE A WHOLE YEAR OF SUCCESSES (AND BULLSHIT) TO MAKE A WAKE THRU. ALL NEW UNTAPPED SPRINGS OF WRATHINESS AND EQUAL MEASURES OF BLINDING INSIGHT!
WHAT A WAY TO START! WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY POINT...I SPENT NEW YEAR'S EVE AT WORK, AND WATCHED ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES 'BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY' & 'BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON' AND THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME...I AM BRIDGET JONES!
LET'S SEE: I'M SINGLE, EDUCATED, WITTY, AND AFRAID TO DIE FAT & ALONE ONLY TO BE DISCOVERED 3 WEEKS LATER HALF EATEN BY WILD DOGS.
I ALSO WADE THRU A SEA OF DANIEL CLEEVER'S, WITH THEIR SILVER TONGUED DOUCHEBAGGERY & HEARTBREAK- ALL IN SEARCH OF MY MR. DARCY.
I HAVE MADE PROGRESS IN MY PERSONAL LIFE BY CLEARING MY HEAD OF AS MUCH BULLSHIT AS I CAN IN ORDER TO EVADE & RECOVER FROM THE DANIEL CLEEVER'S THAT HAVE CROSSED MY PATH.
WELL, IN THE MEANTIME- I'LL KEEP SWIMMING. HAPPY NEW YEAR'S WRATHKETEERS.
SKWERL LANG SYNE

YEAR END WRAP-UP, 2K6

Current mood: SKWERLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A YEAR WRATHKETEERS! THE FOAMYNATION & CULT ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY, I HAVE MANAGED TO MAINTAIN EMPLOYMENT AND HAVE ADOPTED A NEW BETTER OUTLOOK ON ME, WHILE HAVING HIGHER EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS.
DOORMAT-NO-MORE!
THERE IS BEAUTY AND LOVE OUT THERE FOR ME, AS LONG AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE'S HOPE. I LIKE ME, AND MOST FOLKS DO TOO. I CARE DEEPLY FOR MANY THINGS AND A FEW PEOPLE, AND I THINK THEY RECIPROCATE.
SO I'M NOT SWIMMING IN MONEY & MY DREAM JOB...YET- BUT I WILL. SUCCESS ISN'T ALWAYS MEASURED BY YOUR PAYCHECK OR POSSESIONS...IT'S ALSO MEASURED IN THE JOY YOU REAP FROM THE THE VERY ACT OF LIVING.

IN THAT I AM A GREAT SUCCESS.
CHEERS WRATHKETEERS
FOR SKWERL-LANG-SINE