SO ON MY NIGHT OFF...WHICH FOR REASONS I'D RATHER NOT GET IN TO- THURSDAY NIGHT FOUND ME IN FRONT OF MY LARGE GLORIOUS TV, MY DARLING MOTHER BOUGHT ME FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I'M THE FAVOURITE NOW.
I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE HIGHLANDER. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE (EXCEPT THAT ANNOYING SCREAMING HALF WIT CHICK) BECAUSE AMONG SOME OF ITS ATTRIBUTES QUEEN DID THE SOUNDTRACK & SEAN CONNERY IS IN IT. HE IS THE MAN, A MAN'S' MAN- A MAN AMONG MEN.
FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION: IF YOU LOOK UP THE WORD AWESOME AND YOU WILL FIND SEAN CONNERY GIVING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO CHUCK NORRIS, SHOOTING VIN DIESEL WITH HIS LASER BEAM EYES WHILE BITCH SLAPPING MR T LIKE THE WHORE HE IS.
ANYWAY- SEAN CONNERY'S CHARACTER IS NAMED RAMIREZ...NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT NAME. IT IS A FINE SPANISH NAME MEANING RAMIREZ. (J/K) WHATEVER. NOW HAVING SEEN QUITE A FEW OF HIS PERFORMANCES, I HAVE NOTICED HE HAS QUITE A BIT OF RANGE, BUT NO ABILITY TO NOT SOUND SCOTTISH. WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY BONE OF CONTENTION: IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS THERE EVER BEEN A SCOTSMAN CALLED RAMIREZ? I'M NOT SCOTISHOLOGIST BUT, I FIND THAT HIGHLY UNLIKELY. "AHGH LASSIE, ME NAME IS RAMIREZ, OF THE CLAN RAMIREZ- LET ME TAKE YE AWAY, AND WE'LL HAVE HAGGIS."
I THINK NOT
