PEOPLE IN NEED OF A VIOLENT BEATING...VOL 7

PEOPLE IN NEED OF A VIOLENT BEATING...VOL 7

GREETINGS MY WRATHFUL BRETHREN...
THE LATEST INDUCTEES TO THE PINVB HALL OF FAME ARE *drumroll* CRYBABY CELEBRITIES WHO THINK WE SHOULD ADOPT THEIR POLITICS *tadaaaah*

AS I PERUSED MY EMAIL TODAY A LITTLE ARTICLE CAUGHT MY EYE..."KANYE WEST SAYS BEST VIDEO NOT NOMINATED" (AP NEWS)
"WAAAH, MY VIDEO WASN'T NOMINATED, YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME WAAAH, GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE WAAAH, I'M NOT INSULTING CHRISTIANS ON MY ROLLING STONE COVER- I'M AN ARTISTE WAAAAH."
OH BOO-FUCKING-HOO...NOT EVERYONE SEES THINGS YOUR WAY MR. WEST, AND LAST I CHECKED GETTING SIGNED TO A LABEL DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY IMPART HIGHER POLITICAL IDEALS OR INSIGHT....SO DISPENSE WITH THE INFANTILE POUTING.

THEN WE HAVE THE 'ACTORS' WHO TRY TO STRONGARM US INTO BACKING THEIR IDEALOGICAL CANDIDATES. REMEMBER IN 2000 WHEN BALDWIN & STREISAND THREATED TO LEAVE THE U.S. IF GEORGE BUSH WON.
WELL GEORGE BUSH WON,--AAAAAAND THEY'RE STILL HERE- DESPITE GENEROUS OFFERS BY THE PUBLIC RANGING FROM TO TAKE THEM TO THE AIRPORT TO PIGGY BAG RIDE/SWIM THEM TO FRANCE.

TOO MANY OF THESE CELEBRITIES FORGET TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP. WE WATCH YOUR MOVIES OR HEAR YOUR MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINMENT. MOST FOLKS DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT YOU THINK POLITICALLY. IF YOU CARE SO MUCH, HOW ABOUT DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN BREAKING OUT THE CHECKBOOK OR SINGING A SONG AT A BENEFIT (WHICH SOMETIMES IS A PAID PERFORMANCE.)

HOWEVER, THERE ARE A FEW CELEBRITIES I DO ADMIRE IN THEIR CHARITABLE WORKS- ALTHOUGH I DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH THEM POLITICALLY. FOR EXAMPLE- FELLOW JERSEY GIRL SUSAN SARANDON IS A VERY GENEROUS WITH HER TIME AND ACTUALLY GETS HER HANDS DIRTY IN SOME OF THE MOST POVERTY STRICKEN PARTS OF THE WORLD, AS DOES ANGELINA JOLIE & TIM ROBBINS. AUDREY HEPBURNS FIGHT AGAINST FAMINE FOR THE UN IS LEGENDARY & WITHOUT A DOUBT WON HER A PLACE IN HEAVEN.

NOW ITS TIME TO GO WATCH SOME POLITIC-FREE CARTOONAGE!
SKWERL

MY CUBICLE

TYPICAL MONDAY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE:

IS THIS IS WHY I CUT HAIR & LIVED ON MAC & CHEESE IN COLLEGE?

WHO THE FUCK DID I PISS OFF?

THE WAGES OF SIN ISN'T DEATH...IT'S MY JOB.

IS IT 8 AM YET. AW FUCK- IT'S 12:30

HMMM...I WANT BEEF JERKY.

OOHH- TWIZZLERS.

MY MOUTH DOESN'T FEEL HAPPY- STUPID TWIZZLERS.

TIME FOR CuteOverload....AAAAHH BUNNIES!

YAY AirToons

IS IT 8 AM YET? AW FUCK- 12:32.

FOR THE LOVE OF FOAMY...SHOOT ME

SKWERL

FUNNY PICTURES I MADE @ WORK

MR ROGERS IS THE SHIZ!

IT'S A HELL OF A DAY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD,
IT'S A HELL OF A DAY TO BE A NEIGHBOUR!
AND TO BE WRATHFUL, EVEN CRANKY!

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS GROWING UP (AND I STILL WATCH IT SPORADICALLY) IS MR. ROGER'S NEIGHBOURHOOD. I LOOKED FORWARD TO HEARING HIS CALM & REASSURING VOICE, AND THE NEAT THINGS WE WOULD LEARN EVERY DAY. I LEARNED TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT OR 4 BECAUSE OF MY DAILY DOSE OF PBS. I ALSO DEVELOPED THE HABIT OF CHANGING MY SHOES & INTO COMFY CLOTHES WHEN I GET HOME.
THE SHOW WAS QUITE REVOLUTIONARY WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT IN THE EARLY 60'S, AND THE SAME THINGS THAT MAKE IT GREAT ARE WHAT KEEP IT ON IN SYNDICATION TO THIS DAY. KIDS NEED THAT SAFE & REASSURING PLACE. SADLY IN THIS HYPERACTIVE WORLD THAT IS RARE TO FIND AT HOME...BUT IT'S ALWAYS ON CHANNEL 13.

SO HERE'S TO YOU MR ROGERS...BEST...NEIGHBOUR...EVER!
SKWERL

JERKY, THE OTHER MEAT

DEAR GOD IT'S ONLY 0400....
WRATHFUL GREETINGS ALL. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO UPDATE THE MYSPACE BLOG FOR 2 DAYS, AND I AM STILL QUITE UNSUCCESSFUL. STUPID WORK PC AND ITS "RULES"

RECENTLY I HAVE BEGUN A LOVE AFFAIR WITH BEEF JERKY, TERIYAKI FLAVOUR TO BE PRECISE. TRUE IT HAS THE TEXTURE OF MY PURSE, AND IS PROBABLY MADE FROM COW LIPS AND ASSES- BUT DAMMIT IT IS QUITE TASTY. ITS SORT OF LIKE MEAT FLAVOURED GUM. IT'S QUITE FILLING TOO.
I SEE IT THIS WAY MILLIONS OF PIONEERS CAN'T BE WRONG...EVEN IF THEY ARE DEAD.

ALL HAIL THE JERKY!!!!
SKWERL