THE DAY AFTER

THIS VD WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME THIS YEAR, IT DROVE ME TO GO FETAL AND CRY HYSTERICALLY FOR A GOOD PORTION OF VALENTINES DAY UNTIL I TOOK A VICO-CATION.
THE SADNESS OVERTOOK ME AS I WAS SETTLING DOWN TO SLEEP AROUND 10AM. I COULD HEAR THE SUGARY PRECIPITATON HIT THE WINDOWPANE, THE SOFT BLANKETS AND SHEETS FORMING A LOVELY COCOON TO BLOCK OUT THE WORLD AND CARRY ME TO SLEEPYLAND. AS I DRIFTED OFF MY MIND BEGAN TO RACE WITH THOUGHTS OF EVERY HURT I HAVE EXPERIENCED IN THE LAST YEAR.
IT HAS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR THE HEART, REPEATED BREAKINGS, USINGS, LIES, LOSSES AND DISAPPOINTMENTS. THANKFULLY I AM STILL HERE, AND FOR THE MOST PART SANE, AND MOST CERTAINLY LESS TRUSTING. I HAVE FINALLY ADOPTED SOME GUIDELINES AND EXPECTATIONS SO I CAN AVOID THIS WAAAH-FEST IN THE FUTURE.
I WILL STILL REMAIN THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST- SEEING THE BEST IN PEOPLE DESPITE EVIDENCE TO CONTRARY...JUST NOT ALLOWING MYSELF TO RISK OR OPEN UP TOO MUCH ON A ONE-SIDED PROSPECT. YOU HAVE TO ANTE UP- PERIOD. I SHAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE TO FEEL THE PINCH. I TIRE OF DOING ALL THE LOVING, HURTING AND CRYING- MEANWHILE THE OTHER PARTY IS TO ACT IN A MANNER WITHOUT REGARD TO HOW IT MAY HURT OTHERS. PRIOR BEHAVIOUR IS A GOOD INDICATOR OF FUTURE ACTS- YOU WILL HAVE TO EARN MY TRUST BEFORE YOU GET THE KEYS TO MY HEART, HOUSE OR CAR. MY DOG CAN SENSE ASSHOLE FROM 50 YARDS.
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? TO THE SELFISH BASTARDS OUT THERE:WELL, GO CAN FUCK YOURSELF, YOUR EX, YOUR DOG- BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME.
TO THE LUCKY GUY I CHOOSE TO ACCOMPANY ON THIS PATH OF LIFE: HE WILL BE REWARDED WITH ALL THAT I HAVE TO OFFER. (ACCORDING TO SOME- THAT'S QUITE A BIT: BRAINS, EASY ON THE EYE, FUNNY AS HELL, UNDERSTANDS/LIKES MANY SPORTS, BEER & AIN'T AFRAID TO GET DIRTAAY)

HAPPY IDES OF FEBRUARY
SKWERL

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!

SPEEDY GREETINGS AND VALENTINE WISHES TO THE WRATHKETEERIAN NATION.
NASCAR 2007 SEASON IS DUE TO OFFICIALLY START THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY @ THE DAYTONA 500. (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW I AM A CLOSET NASCAR WATCHER & DALE JARRETT FAN) THIS SEASON WILL BRING LOTS OF SURPRISES AND SHAKE-UPS.

THIS YEAR DALE JARRETT WILL RACE FOR THE UPSTART MICHAEL WALTRIP RACING...IN OF ALL THINGS- A TOYOTA! HE HAS CHANGED HIS NUMBER TO 44, BUT WILL REMAIN AS THE UPS CAR. JARRETT DECIDED TO MOVE TO MWR FROM YATES FOR HIS LAST 2 YEARS BEFORE RETIREMENT BECAUSE "he felt like his progress had stagnated -- he needed a little jazzing up to his repertoire." (nascar.com 1/13/07.) HE SIMPLY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK SILENTLY UNTIL HIS RETIREMENT....HE WANTED TO REBEL & RAISE HELL. SURELY THE BOLD MOVE TO TOYOTA WILL DO JUST THAT.

MUCH WAILING AND WHINING IN RACE WORLD COMMENCED WHEN DARRYLL WALTRIP ENTERED TOYOTA IN THE NASCAR TRUCK SERIES- THIS YEAR'S TOYOTA CAMRY IN THE NEXTEL CUP WILL NO DOUBT BRING ABOUT RIOT GEAR. MANY DYED IN THE WOOL NASCAR FANS FEEL IT BLASPHEMY TO ENTER A "FOREIGNER" IN THE MOST AMERICAN OF PASTTIMES, ALL THE WHILE THEY HAVE NO CLUE THAT THE SAME RACING FORDS & CHEVYS ARE ENTIELY BUILT IN MEXICO & CANADA RESPECTIVELY. THE DODGE'S ARE BUILT BY DAIMLER CHRYSLER IN ONTARIO. THE ONLY AMERICAN BUILT CAR IN THE NEXTEL CUP SERIES *IS* THE TOYOTA!

SO HERE IS MY SALUTE TO THE HANDSOME AND HELLRAISING DALE JARRETT, FOR GIVING TWO FINGERS TO THE MAN. SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER!

KACHOWWWW

PS: DEAR GOD PLEASE SMITE DOWN THE EVIL & DOUCHEBAGGY TONY STEWART#20 CAR, AND WORLD PEACE...AMEN

NOT AGAIN?

UGH, NOT AGAIN.
NOT ANOTHER ONE.
DAMMIT!
NOT YOU TOO?
NO FUCKING WAY!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
YOU *ARE* KIDDING, RIGHT?
WTF?
OMFG!
NO WAY!
WAY!
NUH-UH!
FUCK!!!

THE WRATHKETEERIAN NATION ASKS YOU TO GET A FUCKING THESAURUS ALREADY- SHEESH

SAY IT OR BURST

i am
a creative outburst- by me

i am the sun
the moon
all you dream of
all you seek
i am

i am the light
and dark
i am the bitter virgin
i am the saintly whore
the fear, the fury, the truth and lies
i am

i am the one who waits
and the one who rushes in
the fool
and the master
the brave and meek
i am

i am the one by your side
and the hole in your heart
the one you dismiss
the one you long for
i am the one you love
i am the one you hate
i am

MMMM, COMMERCIALLY

Current mood: HEEHEE- BUD LIGHT FTW

ONCE AGAIN I HAVE SLEPT THRU THE SUPERBOWL, BUT THANKS TO THE MAGIC OF TEH INTERWEBS THE COMMERCIALS CAN BE WATCHED ON YOUTUBE AT ONE'S LEISURE WITHOUT ALL THAT PESKY SPORT GETTING IN THE WAY.
(JUST KIDDING, I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THE GAME, BUT I WAS WRAPPED UP IN OTHER THINGS SO PARTY PLANNING WAS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.)
THIS WEEKEND I HAD A RATHER ODD REACTION TO A RANDOM ACT OF CARING- IT FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. I WAS AT MY FRIENDS BAR...GETTING MY DRINK ON AND ON...AND ON. MY KIND FRIENDS TOOK MY KEYS AND MADE SURE I WAS SAFE. I WAS SO TOUCHED BY THAT. MOST PEOPLE IN MY PERVIEW WOULD HAVE LET ME WRAP MY LITTLE PONY AROUND THE NEAREST STATIONARY OBJECT OR WORSE. I WAS PROVIDED A FLAT SURFACE TO PASS OUT ON AND A LARGE GLASS OF WATER TO HELP PREVENT THE HANGOVER THAT WAS SOON TO FOLLOW.
SO HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS WHO, INSPITE OF THE WORLD- THINK I AM SOOOO AWESOME AS TO NOT LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME AND MY BESTEST BUDDY- THE CAR.
CHEERS
SKWERLITA